Absurdities (PG-13)

Teamsters President James Hoffa compares the Republican Convention to Former Cambodian Dictator Pol Pot

September 14, 2012

“”The Republicans are rewriting history,” Hoffa said, saying the party is ignoring Bush’s eight years in office. “There was no recession. There were no wars. Nothing ever happened during those eight years,” he said.”

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Kansas City Chiefs Superfan Wahed “Helmet Man” Moharam arrested for calling himself a terrorist in a State Office

September 14, 2012

“Sources told The Star the man created a disturbance inside the Fletcher Daniels building by yelling something to the effect of: “Why am I on the terrorist watch list?””

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Police: Pennsylvania Man assaulted a Teenager who was riding a lawnmower and then ‘Tebowed’

September 14, 2012

“The assault came after the teenager–who was cutting grass in front of his family’s home–drove a riding mower “on the road, apparently into the path of” McCosby’s oncoming vehicle, cops reported.”

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New York State Senate Candidate attacks his Republican Primary Opponent for “being gay-friendly”

September 14, 2012

“The mailer says Ulrich compiled a liberal voting record, “began hobnobbing” with Democrats, including an openly gay council member, and hired gay staffers.”

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Caption for the Arabic Version of the Controversial anti-Muslim Film reads: “It is a 100 percent American movie, you cows.”

September 13, 2012

“The YouTube account “Sam Bacile,” which was used to publish excerpts of the provocative movie in July, was used to post comments online as recently as Tuesday, including this defense of the film written in Arabic: “It is a 100 percent American movie, you cows.”"”

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Bank Robbery Suspects fleeing Police in Los Angeles throw large amounts of cash out the window

September 12, 2012

“Dozens of officers, many from the Los Angeles Police Department, were called to the intersection of Vernon and Kansas avenues to control the crowds that gathered around police cruisers after he chase ended.”

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TSA Agent admits to preventing woman from boarding her flight for “retaliatory” reasons not related safety

September 9, 2012

““Let me get this straight,” the woman asks a TSA agent caught on film, “this is retaliatory for my attitude, this is not making the airways safer it’s retaliatory.”"

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#YOLO — California Man tweets about Drunk Driving shortly before crashing into a wall and killing 5 people

September 7, 2012

“McKinness’s Twitter account, however, is providing clues as to what caused the accident. Shortly before the crash, McKinness tweeted that he was “drunk [as f***] going 120 drifting corners.”"

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Grandson of the Creator of Red Bull arrested for killing, dragging a police officer with his Ferrari in Thailand

September 6, 2012

“A grandson of the creator of the Red Bull energy drink has been arrested after a Ferrari he was driving struck a police officer and dragged his dead body down a Bangkok street, the police said Monday.”

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Super PAC sponsors Woman Up! Pavilion next to the Republican National Convention featuring drinks “Lady Lemonade and Woman-Tini”

September 3, 2012

“About a block from the Republican National Convention, in a strip mall next to a Hooters restaurant, is the Woman Up! Pavilion, sponsored by the Young Guns Network, a “super PAC” promoting conservative candidates.”

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Police: Teenager dies after he sticking his head out of the top of a bus and being struck by the underside of a New Jersey overpass

September 1, 2012

“Daniel Fernandez, of Sayreville, N.J., was among 65 teens aboard the bus Friday night as it crossed the George Washington Bridge from New York City.”

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Police: South Carolina Man stole a Physician’s ID and pretended to be a Doctor for a year, seeing more than 500 patients

September 1, 2012

“The documents were given to him by the friend in hopes they could open a medical clinic together when the real doctor returned from a yearlong trip to Ghana.”

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Michigan Man calls Police to complain about a Prostitute asking for more money

September 1, 2012

“Bush said the man and the woman had agreed on a price for her services. But when the man gave her the cash, the woman reportedly took the money and informed him that the price had suddenly gone up.”

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Gunman in Augusta, Georgia robs two people, gets away with 12 cents

September 1, 2012

“Police tell The Augusta Chronicle that one of the men handed the gunman 12 cents from his pocket. The other man claimed his pockets were empty.”

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Who was more drunk during his RNC Speech: Reince Priebus or John Boehner?

August 31, 2012

(Satire)

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